Subtle? Absolutely not. 

If your jewelry collection could use a little more personality, these Penis Earrings that dangle understood the assignment.

Featuring cheeky penis-shaped charms suspended from silver-tone hooks, they're bold, ridiculous and practically guaranteed to start a conversation.

Wear them for a bachelorette party, girls' night, adult lifestyle event, festival, birthday celebration or simply on a random Tuesday when ordinary earrings aren't cutting it.

Why you'll love them:

• Penis-shaped novelty charms

• Dangling statement design

• Silver-tone fishhook style

• Funny adult novelty accessory

• Conversation-starting jewelry

• Fun for bachelorette parties and girls' nights

• Unique gag gift or stocking stuffer

• Made for people who don't take their accessories too seriously

Consider these your warning that boring jewelry has officially left the building.