For when “good morning” feels a little too polite. 
 
The Why Don’t You Blow Me Tumbler is loaded with sarcasm, attitude and absolutely zero interest in behaving.
 
Featuring a playful retro-inspired design with smiley graphics, bubbles and a collection of hilariously inappropriate sayings, this tumbler was made for anyone fluent in sarcasm and not particularly interested in keeping their thoughts to themselves.
 
From “Why Don't You Blow Me” to “Fuck Off, Nobody Cares,” this isn't your ordinary cute coffee cup. It's a whole mood wrapped around your favorite drink.
 
Perfect for your morning coffee, iced drinks, workday survival fuel, road trips or gifting to the wonderfully inappropriate person in your life.
 
Why you'll love it:
Funny adult-humor tumbler
Bold “Why Don't You Blow Me” statement
Multiple sarcastic and profanity-filled sayings
Fun retro-inspired smiley design
Great novelty gift for sarcastic friends
Perfect for birthdays, holidays and just-because gifts
A conversation starter before you've even finished your coffee
 
Sweet colors. Questionable language. Exactly the combination we were looking for.
 
Add it to your cart and let your tumbler do the talking. 
 
20 ounces / Ships in 1-2 business days